If you've ever had a guy steal your girl through the use of a squid-related judo move, this oneshot will definitely speak to you!<br /><br />It straddles the line between being comedic and just plain odd. If I had to give it some deep meaning, I'd say it speaks to the futility of life. Sometimes the bad guys just win, and the good guys get embarrassed.<br /><br />Part of an anthology of short stories (partially scanlated)